CONVERSATION

"Well, what do you think of Harry Potter?"

"EVIL!"

"Well, that's just your opinion!"

"I think it's God's too!"

"Well, how do you know?"

"Ask Him!"

"Well, OK--God, what do you think about Harry Potter?"

(long pause)

"Well, he doesn't seem to be answering!"

(long pause)

"I have already answered you!"